It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me.
Would it kill you to source the artist?
The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.
jessipalooza look you’re on this.
I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons